New Year’s Resolutions
A list by Sharla:
1. Make my bed every day. Or as close to every day as possible. Hell, twice a week. No, wait, I’m an adult now; it really should be every day. Yeah, ok, every day.
2. Actually spend time doing my hair (Brushing it does not count. Ponytails do not count. Shaking it around majestically as I towel-dry does not count).
3. Learn all the words to “One Week” by the Barenaked Ladies. I mean, learn them so that I can sing every single one with confidence and not just mumble the part about the clubs with tiny nubs because that’s cheating.
4. Do yoga at least once a week and eventually become able to touch my toes with unbent knees and touch my heels to the floor in downward dog. Tangible goals like this are important because of motivation and blah blah blah.
5. Take big risks and do things that scare me. Like, you know, actually getting my life moving and started. Having the courage to do what I really want and blah blah blah.
6. Learn/memorize the difference between “lay” and “lie” and all their conjugations once and for all so I never have to look it up again.
7. Set aside 20 mins 3-4 days every week for writing. At this point trying to do it every day might be overambitious, but we’ll see. Above everything else, writing is what leaves me feeling whole and blah blah blah.
8. Rock the shit out of some coral jeans.
9. ?????
10. PROFIT!!
