Me, invariably, every month
“Why am I so hungry?”
“Why do I want to eat ALL THE CHOCOLATE?”
“Ugh, why am I so bloated?”
“Are my boobs getting bigger??!?”
Then, a week later:
“Ohhhhhhhhhh. Oh, right, yeah. Okay.”
Being a woman fail.
GPOY.
“Why am I so hungry?”
“Why do I want to eat ALL THE CHOCOLATE?”
“Ugh, why am I so bloated?”
“Are my boobs getting bigger??!?”
Then, a week later:
“Ohhhhhhhhhh. Oh, right, yeah. Okay.”
Being a woman fail.
GPOY.
